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I am a parakeet with a toy axe and my To-Do list is a blue plastic werewolf.
This battle is mine.
Found this grumpy guy in the yard the other day.
I’M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE PUT HER EYELINER ON WITH A PAINT ROLLER. I MEAN, NO OFFENSE BUT BETWEEN THAT AND HER ROOTS SHE’S A PRETTY STRONG CONTENDER FOR MS. WAL-MART. AND I’M NOT BEING RUDE WHEN I SAY THOSE SHOES WOULD BE SIX YEARS BEHIND THE FASHION CURVE EVEN IF THEY WEREN’T TWO SIZES TOO SMALL. I’M SORRY, BUT THAT’S JUST A FACT.
HAS IT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT YOU’RE NOT SORRY, IT IS RUDE, YOU ARE BEING MEAN AND SHE WOULD TAKE OFFENSE IF SHE HEARD ANY OF THAT?
I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE JUDGMENTS, OKAY? THERE’S NO NEED TO GET PERSONAL.
The birds seem loudest between the hours of 3 and 4 in the morning – lonely, deserted hours. Ungodly hours.
The white city noise is dormant. Even in such a metropolis, the imagination is tempted toward reveries of apocalyptic solitude; not a soul, not a body; not a rustle, not a grumble.
Except the birds…the silence must be too big. They call to each other, as relaxed as opera singers in the shower – and infinitely more talented. Perhaps they get a little stage fright during normal hours, or perhaps they are simply drowned out. I know I would be scared; roaring cars and clanking machinery would drive me to my nest. But they sing; they fill the sonic gaps left by the rest of us. They keep the song going.
he died a hero’s death
I’m using these tips. Thanks Ryan Gosling
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
World’s friendliest looking dog spotted off 5th Ave.
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