November 30, 2012
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October 19, 2012
I am a parakeet with a toy axe and my To-Do list is a blue plastic werewolf. This battle is mine. 

I am a parakeet with a toy axe and my To-Do list is a blue plastic werewolf.
This battle is mine. 

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Filed under: animals birds funny 
June 3, 2012

Found this grumpy guy in the yard the other day. 

April 19, 2012
animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE PUT HER EYELINER ON WITH A PAINT ROLLER. I MEAN, NO OFFENSE BUT BETWEEN THAT AND HER ROOTS SHE’S A PRETTY STRONG CONTENDER FOR MS. WAL-MART. AND I’M NOT BEING RUDE WHEN I SAY THOSE SHOES WOULD BE SIX YEARS BEHIND THE FASHION CURVE EVEN IF THEY WEREN’T TWO SIZES TOO SMALL. I’M SORRY, BUT THAT’S JUST A FACT.
HAS IT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT YOU’RE NOT SORRY, IT IS RUDE, YOU ARE BEING MEAN AND SHE WOULD TAKE OFFENSE IF SHE HEARD ANY OF THAT?
I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE JUDGMENTS, OKAY? THERE’S NO NEED TO GET PERSONAL.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE PUT HER EYELINER ON WITH A PAINT ROLLER. I MEAN, NO OFFENSE BUT BETWEEN THAT AND HER ROOTS SHE’S A PRETTY STRONG CONTENDER FOR MS. WAL-MART. AND I’M NOT BEING RUDE WHEN I SAY THOSE SHOES WOULD BE SIX YEARS BEHIND THE FASHION CURVE EVEN IF THEY WEREN’T TWO SIZES TOO SMALL. I’M SORRY, BUT THAT’S JUST A FACT.

HAS IT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT YOU’RE NOT SORRY, IT IS RUDE, YOU ARE BEING MEAN AND SHE WOULD TAKE OFFENSE IF SHE HEARD ANY OF THAT?

I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE JUDGMENTS, OKAY? THERE’S NO NEED TO GET PERSONAL.

May 7, 2011

June 10, 2010

The birds seem loudest between the hours of 3 and 4 in the morning – lonely, deserted hours. Ungodly hours. 

The white city noise is dormant. Even in such a metropolis, the imagination is tempted toward reveries of apocalyptic solitude; not a soul, not a body; not a rustle, not a grumble. 

Except the birds…the silence must be too big. They call to each other, as relaxed as opera singers in the shower – and infinitely more talented. Perhaps they get a little stage fright during normal hours, or perhaps they are simply drowned out. I know I would be scared; roaring cars and clanking machinery would drive me to my nest. But they sing; they fill the sonic gaps left by the rest of us. They keep the song going. 

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Filed under: birds morning 
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