1. "So this guy’s walking next to his friend, the snake,
    and the snake bites him,
    and the guy acts like he can’t believe that his friend just bit him,
    and his friend says,
    “You knew I was a snake.”"
    — Parable Whistle by Buddy Wakefield (via himynameisroe)

    (via yourveryfleshshallbeagreatpoem)